True obsession

I haven't been on a motorcycle track in a few years but I'm still on the Keigwins@theTrack mailing list. It is a moderated, "low noise" mailing list. Every once in a while some enterprising person finds a way to get a non-motorcycle related topic on the distribution list.

Incoming message

Subject: "I'm thinking I've seen this girl at track, anybody recognize her?"

Message body: "Take a look at her, she rides a Honda, right ? [URL to a site]

I go to the website figuring I'll see a trackday photo of some chick on a CBR 1000rr dragging her knee in Turn 10 at Thunderhill. Turns out it is an 18-and-over site. She's not my type, I close the web page.

A person known as afm199 responded:

"Dude this is a moto list. We don't hire $1000 call girls, we spend the money on tires. You're wasting your time."

Well said, afm199.