Secret to Driving on the New Jersey Turnpike

"You want to know the secret of driving 85 miles on the New Jersey turnpike? Text with one hand and make rude gestures with the other. If you haven't cursed at three or four other drivers each mile, you're doing it wrong. Use the horn when you would normally use the brake. If you are not in a hurry, why are you driving?"
Quote from The Village Idiot - Jim Mullen